fantasy football… Game Week Thirty-Three 12 Apr 2024 Paul's ignoring the yellow triangles in the hope they go away, because that always works. Hello and Welcome to Game Week Thirty-Three. By now, you’re either giddy with excitement at…
fantasy football… Game Week Thirty-Two 5 Apr 2024 Paul finally signs Ait-Nouri. Cue the own goal and broken leg. Hello and welcome to Game Week Thirty-Two. We're round the final bend and staring at the finishing line. Unfortunately,…
fantasy football… Game Week Thirty-One 1 Apr 2024 Paul jumps on the Muniz Bandwagon, then leaves him on the bench. I think we all know what's about to happen. Hello and welcome to Game Week Thirty-One. No sooner…
Gameweek Preview… Game Week Thirty 29 Mar 2024 Paul has decided that defence is irrelevant. We're sure that will work out fine. Hello and welcome to Game Week Thirty. It may be time to admit the season isn’t…
Gameweek Preview… Gameweek Twenty-Nine, 2023/24 14 Mar 202414 Mar 2024 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Paul presents a somewhat restricted team for this most limited of Gameweeks. Murillo at least provides a bit of interest. We hope you've enjoyed…
Gameweek Preview… Game Week Twenty-Eight 8 Mar 2024 Paralysed by indecision, Paul watches on and waits for the disasters to wash over him. Hello and welcome to Game Week Twenty-Eight. Let’s raise a toast to the double game…
Gameweek Preview… Gameweek Twenty-Seven, 2023/24 29 Feb 202429 Feb 2024 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley As a staunch United fan, Paul is backing his team all the way, as you can see from his line-up. Mike has thrown his…
Gameweek Preview… Gameweek Twenty-Six, 2023/24 22 Feb 202423 Feb 2024 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Paul arrives boasting a Man City midfield for this otherwise barren week. Haaland, flanked by Mateta and Solanke? It's like Bruce Springsteen being supported…
Gameweek Preview… Gameweek Twenty-Five, 2023/24 15 Feb 202416 Feb 2024 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Paul has decided Tariq Lamptey is the answer. He refuses to divulge what the question was. Mike has had a self-imposed break from fantasy…
Gameweek Preview… Game Week Twenty Four 9 Feb 2024 Hello and welcome to Game Week Twenty Four. If you didn’t score a thousand points last week then you’ve either abandoned your team or life itself. Or maybe you’re just…
Gameweek Preview… Game Week Twenty-Three 2 Feb 2024 Paul left seventeen points on his bench last week. Which makes you wonder why he's left the same players there again. Hello and welcome to Game Week Twenty-Three. Game Week…
Forecast… Game Week Twenty Two 29 Jan 2024 Paul's played his Wildcard. It's possible that after thirty seven transfers he's actually ended up with the team he started with. Hello and welcome to Game Week Twenty Two, although…
Gameweek Preview… Game Week Twenty One 11 Jan 2024 Paul has a full range of triangle colours, which may be his greatest achievement this season. Hello and welcome to Game Week Twenty One. Everybody’s flush with cash after selling…
Gameweek Preview… Game Week Twenty 29 Dec 2023 Hello and welcome to Game Week Twenty. We’re past the halfway mark for the season and there’s still no sign of anything making sense, which is why our meanderings (based…
Gameweek Preview… Game Week Nineteen 24 Dec 2023 Coufal swoops back into Paul's team and straight into the position of last sub. He must be delighted to be back. Hello and welcome to Game Week Nineteen. We hope…
Gameweek Preview… Game Week Eighteen, 2023/24 19 Dec 202319 Dec 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Paul is bravely fielding Calvert-Lewin on his own up front. We say "bravely", but you may have your own adjective. Feel free to swap…
Gameweek Preview… Game Week Seventeen 15 Dec 2023 Paul swapped one potentially injured goalkeeper for another. A glorious weekend surely follows. Hello and welcome to Game Week Seventeen. One more week and it will be legal for the…
Gameweek Preview… Game Week Sixteen 8 Dec 20238 Dec 2023 Paul continues to think Rasmus Hojlund will come good. Bless. Hello and welcome to Game Week Sixteen. We’ve entered the giddy season that is Christmas, meaning there’s a game every…
Gameweek Preview… Game Week Fifteen 4 Dec 2023 Hello and welcome to Game Week Fifteen. We imagine you’re either panicking at the revelation there are midweek games, or panicking because the strategy you worked out six weeks ago…
Gameweek Preview… Gameweek Fourteen, 2023/24 30 Nov 20231 Dec 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Zinchenko appears in the middle of Paul's defence, bold as brass. Calamity looms. Mike, meanwhile, has brought Mykolenko in. We wish we had something…
Forecast… Game Week Thirteen 24 Nov 2023 Paul's team remains the same. He's either given up or forgot the international break's over. Hello and welcome to Game Week Thirteen. International fixtures are finally done with until the…
Forecast… Gameweek Twelve, 2023/24 10 Nov 202310 Nov 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Palmer's on the bench again for Paul. This should be good. Mike's relationship with Chris Wood was always going to end this way. It…
Gameweek Preview… Gameweek Eleven, 2023/24 1 Nov 20232 Nov 2023 By Mike Kewley and Paul Vayro Mike has sold Carlton Morris and brought in Chris Wood, only to put him straight on the bench. Presumably this was the result of…
Gameweek Preview… Gameweek Ten, 2023/24 26 Oct 202327 Oct 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Salah captain. It's like the old days. Meanwhile, Mike has Haaland as captain. A thrilling clash between old and new. Except they'll probably score…
Forecast… Gameweek Nine, 2023/24 20 Oct 202320 Oct 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Paul has kept Saka on the pitch, in the hope that he will play... ...while Mike has benched him. Just one of the many…
Forecast… Game Week Eight 6 Oct 2023 Hello and welcome to Game Week Eight. By now you should have an idea of how your season is likely to pan out, and decided whether to abandon it completely…
Forecast… Gameweek Seven, 2023/24 29 Sep 202330 Sep 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Injuries are starting to pop up throughout Paul's team. His inaction speaks volumes. Carlo Hello and welcome to Gameweek Seven, which many people call…
Forecast… Gameweek Six, 2023/24 21 Sep 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Mike has packed the midfield in an attempt to claw back some ground. Or maybe it's because he doesn't have an attack to speak…
Gameweek Preview… Gameweek Five, 2023/24 15 Sep 202315 Sep 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley After months of Fulham bashing, Paul has shamelessly jumped aboard, all because they signed Timothy Castagne. Unbelievable. Mike's plan to turn around his dire…
Gameweek Preview… Game Week Four 31 Aug 2023 After spending the whole weekend hoping Gusto would come off his bench, Paul puts him straight back on it. Idiocy follows its own logic. Hello and welcome to game week…
Gameweek Preview… Gameweek Three, 2023/24 24 Aug 202324 Aug 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Paul's team is actually looking solid, Maddison's yellow triangle shenanigans aside. Surely disaster looms. Ah, this is more like it. Mike hasn't made his…
Forecast… Gameweek Two, 2023/24 17 Aug 202317 Aug 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Rico Henry returns and Paul has convinced himself that everything will be fine now. Bless. Mike pinned his hopes on Richarlison last week. Imagine…
Forecast… Gameweek One, 2023/24 10 Aug 202310 Aug 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Gvardiol and Garnacho are Paul's big tips for the start of this season. They'll be in the clinic by Gameweek Three then. Mike is…
Forecast… Gameweek Thirty Eight, 2022/23 25 May 202327 May 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Paul eagerly awaits the Tarkowski hat-trick he has been telling us to expect for weeks. We are told he will get the help he…
Forecast… Gameweek Thirty Seven, 2022/23 18 May 202318 May 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley The news everyone has been waiting to hear - Tarkowski returns to Paul's starting line-up. Phew. It's Saka out, Gundogan in for Mike. A…
Gameweek Preview… Gameweek Thirty Six, 2022/23 11 May 202311 May 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Paul finally admits defeat and drops Tarkowski to the bench. Thirty-point gameweek incoming for Tarkowski then. No major changes for Mike this we- hang…
Gameweek Preview… Gameweek Thirty Five, 2022/23 4 May 20234 May 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Paul goes all-in with the big three from Man City. Will Allardyce have other ideas? A five-man midfield forms the crux of Mike's team…
Gameweek Preview… Gameweek Thirty Four, 2022/23 27 Apr 202327 Apr 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Rico Henry is restored to Paul's pitch after a foolhardy benching last week. Looks like it's Saka's turn to bring home the points this…
Gameweek Preview… Gameweek Thirty Three, 2022/23 24 Apr 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Hello and welcome to Gameweek Thirty Three. If you’re not nervous yet it’s probably because you gave up some time before Christmas. Or refuse…
Gameweek Preview… Gameweek Thirty Two, 2022/23 19 Apr 202320 Apr 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley It's Free Hit time for Paul, who also remembers to put Moreno on the pitch after benching him last week. Mike is also playing…
Gameweek Preview… Gameweek Thirty One, 2022/23 13 Apr 202313 Apr 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Paul goes all-in on City as we enter the final furlong of the season. No doubt Pep is approacing the roulette table as we…
Forecast… Gameweek Thirty, 2022/23 6 Apr 20236 Apr 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Paul's given up. Sorry, Paul's so confident in his team and their recent performances that he doesn't feel like he has to change anything.…
Forecast… Gameweek Twenty Nine, 2022/23 30 Mar 202330 Mar 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Paul's team may be sporting more yellow warning signs that the M25, but he's adamant they'll all disappear in time for the weekend. We'll…
Gameweek Preview… Gameweek Twenty Eight, 2022/23 16 Mar 202316 Mar 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Wesley Fofana makes a surprise appearance in Paul's team, the surprise being that big yellow triangle which appeared immediately afterwards. Has Mike really sold…
Forecast… Gameweek Twenty-Seven, 2022/23 9 Mar 202310 Mar 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Paul's tactic of only playing two up front is surprising until you look at his bench and realise the third is Isak. The in-form…
Forecast… Gameweek Twenty Six, 2022/23 2 Mar 20232 Mar 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley No changes just yet as Paul sticks with an unchanged team. Some would say he's carefully planning for next week. Others would say he…
Gameweek Preview… Gameweek Twenty-Five, 2022/23 23 Feb 202324 Feb 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Paul throws himself into the double Gameweek with gusto, bringing James Tarkowski and Mo Salah in. Three Arsenal players bring the potential points up.…
Forecast… Gameweek Twenty-Four, 2022/23 16 Feb 202316 Feb 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Paul finally caves in and buys Ait-Nouri. In a resounding endorsement, he's third on the bench. Ollie Watkins appears in Mike's team after a…
Gameweek Preview… Gameweek Twenty-Three, 2022/23 9 Feb 20239 Feb 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley In a thrilling development, Isak's orange arrow has turned to yellow on Paul's bench. Badiashile finds himself in the precarious position of being in…
Gameweek Preview… Gameweek Twenty Two, 2022/23 1 Feb 20231 Feb 2023 By Paul Vayro and Mike Kewley Isak crashes to the bench and still Paul can't let go. It's sad to see, really. Mike has gone a bit mad this week…